Anonymous ;
My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

HAHAHAHAASIOHASIHASIAIOASJKLASD

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amaranthine-ephemeralitysaid: Alicia Zapata, certified douchebag liker. But also: Alicia Zapata, bearer of an awesome name. And most importantly: Alicia Zapata: Super amazing person and super best friend :)

 

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#AW 


Alicia Zapata, liking douchebags since 1990.

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What a crappy year so far…

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silverhairedwolf:

is it just me, or does chris evans look freaking amazing in drag

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Wow he actually looks gorgeous.

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miss-deadly-red:

I had a really bad day on Thursday but I think karma felt sorry for me and gave me a badass hair day ;) #redhead #retro #vintage #pale #pinup #redlips #bodymods #besame #altmodel #inked

I’m in love.

miss-deadly-red:

I had a really bad day on Thursday but I think karma felt sorry for me and gave me a badass hair day ;) #redhead #retro #vintage #pale #pinup #redlips #bodymods #besame #altmodel #inked

I’m in love.

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#unf  #redhead 


lviy:

IT LOOKS SO HAPPY

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ace-enjolras:

I don’t think writers realize that “strong female character” means “well written female character” and not “female character who punches stuff and shoots stuff”

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Happy days

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dead-poolanon:

Beautiful!!!

Amazing.

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